Outsiders in the eyes of Yunnan

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We are Yunnan -

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you are in Yunnan? -

YES! -

wow .. good

far ah .... -

(pacify ..........) -

Yunnan liberation did not? -

No, we are carrying a gun when the class. -

you had to talk Chinese ~! -

Well, to the time the practice had equitable Pok. -

do you live in a grotto? -

No, we live in a tree. -

Kunming, Yunnan is not? -

Well, the capital of Yunnan namely Kunming. -

many of your pigtail it? -

Pok had to cut off big! -

you still eat raw beef? -

We invented the Sui

​​oldest lumber apt make fire, we ate grill. -

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you are Yunnan ah? -

yes ah. -

That's excellent, next time I voyage to Lhasa, live your family, ah. -

... ... no problem, yet my home a little morsel too distant away from Lhasa. -

Then how do you come on Pok? -

donkey to Beijing afterward the airplane. -

it must be as a long period to reach the bar? -

accustom to it, 6 months forward of beginning on the line! -

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how not riding it? -

in Yunnan, are the poor horse to do entities, as we test out, and are camel and donkey. Moreover, Yunnan is no entry examinations are games, archery, shot put of Ji a kilometer away a sign that says, Radio Peking, have failed, and finally to Paul Yan, a sign the recent shooting, is this Pok school ... ... -

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my family lived in a tree -

you are in Yunnan? -

Well! -

wow! Where do you have an elephant? -

Well! In fact, we persons still there. -

the minority do? -

Well! In truth, we where minorities are the majority. -

wow! Do you must ride an elephant to the streets? -

Well! When we ride as long waist is equipped with machetes, encounter uneasy outsiders to tear. -

wow! Do not break the law? -

Well! Of lesson not, central to each of us to annihilate 3 areas. -

wow! Too cool! -

Well! But I have not used it! -

wow! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (Audience quickly perish!) -

kill ration for this problem, there was a companion to say: -

not the same, places you did not kill us extra, because I am a minority! But we do not Dulong, Pumi, Lisu clan namely nation more! Because we are civilized minority, merely 5 ... ... -

have to ask: do not wreck the decree to kill it? Etc. -

answer, saying: Central to the three assassinate places, killing more than a essential Xiejian Tao it! -

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certain fellow private experience: -

encountered on the first day of a big Pok Hong Kong,rumr, MM, -

she asked me:

I said:

Then she said:

I said:

She said:

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have people ask me, there is not 50 greenbacks you can buy a grenade ah? -

I said ah, so I have a lot! -

Zhejiang, a friend asked me that you have no cannibals in Yunnan? Falls Khan ... ... -

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was time to go to Shanghai with others that we not breed dogs cats, and we are raising peacocks, apes, boa constrictor, they truly deem it,8733.org! -

there, we do not eat meat, we eat peacock Thelephora. -

asked us

say

asked,

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previously likewise been asked to sell street drugs is not ... ... -

reducing to mention the street is the majority, the supermarket is a bag of ... ... -

(immediately the respond that had irresponsible embarrassed ... ...) -

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There is such a human

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example: You are not everywhere in the avenues selling drugs ah? -

he said: ah, everywhere, you have to do to Ji tons? -

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I train with Pok and individuals on Ji said: Our taxi is the elephant, the fee enumerated along to the weight of elephant poo ~ ~ ~ -

Ji people excited: it tin give us an residence? To Yunnan to detect you melodrama. -

me with Pok: address? We address a number of years ago on the left! -

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a fellow roommates, the first conference, that she was asked in Yunnan: tribe is not constantly you fight? -

syncope ~~~~~~ -

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in the cafeteria: -

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¥%#¥ ... ... &#¥%¥@@#! # ¥ -

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Oh, I, as a folk are wondering who turned out to be Han Chinese in Yunnan. -

my center na. . . -

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Yi Mei fluttering. -

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Allure of the face! dumping country flirtatious! -

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water .... water .... water ..... -

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