Funny husband and wife communication

Dear Wife:

you, in her parents right?

Ouqi from us now that you have run away from home for 38 hours and 37 minutes, and that you are away from the record the history of zero short of 4 hours 21 minutes, I know you so I apologize to you door, and I am ready to do so, but I hope you can hold on, a new exodus in the history of your new high!

I am at home all the better, please do not miss. Although, you take away the book, however, you need not worry about my financial resources, as well as a subsidiary credit card in my hand. It is convenient to use credit cards, I have bought five shirts and seven pairs of socks, underwear and XII, it is estimated that every day you can wear a set back. Brand is the brand name, although a little expensive ... ...

my question you do not have to worry about food, I've been to seven ~ homes sprinkled building a new trial opened eaten; octopus, Stick, Zhu Tousan They are afraid I am a man alone with me every day, but they do something good food wine, I can not lah, you know I Siyaomianzi's. Upset me the most is the woman who moved to the new door, almost every day by what the vinegar through garlic. But do not worry I will never make mistakes, and this you have to have confidence in me. As for home gardening, and I want them to adapt to desertification early environment, and never give them water, which is conducive to the evolution of their species. Yes, our family with you, Mimi is back to her parents to accompany it? I have not seen it for two days.

you do not have to worry about my two lovely brother in law would come to me to make any spur of the moment things are not rational, the explosion yesterday, I asked them to rub the meal,udaily, the way they speak to little things between us, took my hand and hear them crying, said: , but you live in peace in her family for some time Ye Hao, 'Huijia see' Well, old people need you.
another: If you do not come back tomorrow if I eat pizza about Ice I went, anyway idle is idle, the old refuse it is not good, after all, is a unit of colleagues Well.

bye!

your dear husband.


dear husband:
Thank you for your letter!

everything in my maiden, do not miss. I forgot to tell you, passbook deposits have been dump on my account, I have been a little worried about your economic situation, but since you can overdraft credit card passes so vicious moisture, but also do not need to worry about me.

another good reminder to me to be the home kitchen cupboards at the bottom there are 2 packs instant noodles, while you eat very good, but I still a little worried, maybe after being exhausted when the credit card octopus, Stick, Zhu Tousan they all too busy to meet, you will need them.

new door for my neighbor to say hi, will expire at the end of housing loans, when you had to say goodbye to your new friends! Of the family you do not water the flowers, I planted the cacti. Mimi and I together, home run out of terminator spirit early, and now you must be looked at each other right in and Xiao Qiang.

my two lovely brother, of course you will not find any trouble, they have been advised me to divorce and find a capable man.
now feel that home feeling good, not so hard every day laundry and cooking, the shopping free shopping, really happy!

wish you a happy tomorrow and play Ice, Ice also heard that the new boyfriend is the Institute's boxing coach, do not know is true, you know I'm not gossip it!

bye!

your dear wife.