Strong storm forum reply , too bad!

1:
landlord: you women bra is not big summer hot?
Re: We do not take you will be hot ... ...
2:
landlord: I put my dog ​​to beat it! It does not tell me the earthquake, usually screamed so love, just nothing like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest!
Re: Well, after all, not natural ... ...
3:
landlord: his wife gave birth to a baby girl, very cute, seeking you to help her daughter from a daunting name, I surname into.
Re: the chicken thinking Chinese.
4:
landlord: Give me a woman, I can create a nation!
Re: ah, to give you a sow, meat prices could fall next year!
5:
landlord: please use the word to describe China's National Seismograph.
Re: hindsight, like pigs in advance!
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landlord: a day in front unit of the group of idiots talking I feel the future is very slim ... ...
Re: happy now - because you howling at the moon is not terrible, terrible day, a group of cattle front of you playing!
7:
landlord: the city manager to add new weapons came for stray dogs!
strong storm response: This is the same root, to fry.
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landlord: Why do more and more people do not want children?
strong storm response: Beijing sent officials said, to start with children.
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landlord: a student, grades every year countdown to the first, often with a fight, according to the requirements of the teacher leading the students nicely to a final comment, how to write ah?
strong storm response: the student performance and stability, strong hands.
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landlord: mineral water to drink dead by Hainan incident, you can see that China's food safety worrying, drink mineral water is also dead? QS logo is not it?
Strong storm Re: Weak weak ask, QS is not meant to die?
11:
landlord: a man you have to Li or Zhang Ziyi?
strong storm response: a rooster, a pheasant, not chosen
14:
landlord: a dog and a man which support cost-effective?
strong storm response: ladies, even if you can make a man a dog, but you dare not take the dog when a man makes?
12:
landlord: Sister Furong Li and out of the water at the same time, there is a brick in your hand, you hit who?
strong storm response: Who hit who save.
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Forum landlord: I have a million, buy a car, we Geigejianyi it.
Forum replies: You can sell 30 QQ, set a team to open, one will be arranged S-type, one will be arranged B-type.
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Forum landlord: Chen Liang, Wang Xiaoya with marriage, please use the words comment.
Forum Re: Ah from good!
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Forum landlord: Men last night, walking the dog mastiff big and small edge of the woods a bald wild dogs up. Dry! Tibetan Mastiff actually did not expect a big loss to grass dog! ! !
Forum sofa :****, bald before God, they call me the lion!
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Forum landlord: If I have a million yuan, I can loan to buy a house in the Tomson Riviera has!
Forum Re: ah, but you have to borrow money to pay property charges ~
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Forum landlord: he vows that today, I was part of his life, I was part of his body, If not me, he can not live 啦 ~
Forum couch: My ex-boyfriend said so, but then I realized, I was his appendix, Aberdeen ears, six refer to such non-essential stuff children!
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Forum landlord: his aging mother I am so rich, what should I buy a car to the nanny do?
Forum replies: That depends on the development of her husband to tell you anything to do with the ~
19:
Forum landlord: damn barber cut my head bad! We point out Sunzhao require destructive bigger the better, the smaller the movement the better, because I go alone.
Forum Basement: middle of the night, a dark and stormy, quietly, gently, a man hanged in the barber shop door ... ...
20:
Forum landlord: you grow up what a child has fantasy kind of scene will make you in front of stole the show?
Forum bench: pick a load of manure to the streets to see who dislike him throwing a spoonful on the head!
21:
Forum landlord: Why should pol.ice Zhuahuai Ren Ming when the siren? Is not afraid to hear bad boss ran away?
Forum couch: higher-level units to check the advance notice before the usually lower-level units of ~
22:
Forum landlord: Why is the father of a child born to keep family name?
Forum couch: Because ATM card where people spit all the money go.
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Forum landlord: handsome ass with - Death is not the end of the day to eat!
Forum Re: Shuai have disabilities to accompany, a gun fight, there might ride, a car sitting there with a bad crush on ... ... how handsome? ! !
24:
Forum landlord: Call curse of the most ruthless and does not reveal dirty word. 31
Forum Re: When your mother is not a man to throw, and the placenta was raised up?
25:
Forum landlord: Why is President Hu's visit to Japan, Japan more distant, and even the airport with welcome sign hanging?
Forum couch: how hung? Warm welcome to old friends of China to Japan?
26:
landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in junior high school, really commit a sin ah.
strong storm response: Remove the word like that is really sin.

27:
Forum landlord: I bought a new estate, how much say it scared you - I used to drive once around a full two and a half hours! ! !
Forum couch: ah, I used to have such a broken car ~

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