Rabbits

Rabbit a - lint, lint
one day, there has been a small rabbit in the forest squatting pit.
squatting, suddenly a grizzly bear has been, it also pit.
squatting, a grizzly bear suddenly throat rabbits, not your hair loss. . Scared rabbits trembling, afraid to answer.
grizzly bear and the rabbit throat, not your hair loss. . You timid rabbits raised his head and said, can not afford.
a grizzly bear took a rabbit, rubbing his ass, still to the ground and left. . .



rabbits II - the words of the Sino-US military exercises
and Russia military exercise, the purpose is the fastest speed in the forest to find a rabbit.
U.S. military led the way, the use of GPS satellite positioning system, 30 minutes, found a small rabbit.
down to Russia, Russian soldiers well-trained, full operational capability groups, 1 hour, find the rabbits.
to China, and China on one Pianjing (that is, the police station attendance odd jobs, to resolve disputes that the police), into the bottle before drinking 2 Erguotou. 15 minutes to pull a big grizzly bear, smoking a slap in the face said, that you are not a rabbit. Grizzly bear curled:
one day, there is a small rabbit, it is happy running in the forest.
ran suddenly found a hippo, hippo feeding on the ice du. . Rabbit said:
ran found a known elephant, it is taking cocaine (also a du goods). Rabbit said: elephant ah, drugs for poor health, you happy with me running the. happy with the run. run together.




rabbits four ---- mushrooms
One day, a small rabbit and two rabbits were found in a forest large mushrooms.. So they decided to eat it.. a rabbits suggested that, to find some vegetables, we eat vegetables mushrooms..
then two rabbits are rabbits running errands to find vegetables, small rabbits do not say.. I do not go I do not go, go you put the mushrooms eaten.
commitment to two rabbits, we must wait for you to eat, we eat vegetables mushrooms. rabbits will have to find mushrooms..
six months later, the rabbits did not return until the hungry rabbits can not stand, that we range, and the mushrooms to eat it. another said no, that's good, we have other rabbits.. then continued to wait.
and six months later, the rabbits have not come back, the other a hungry rabbits also can not stand. said Let the mushrooms to eat it.. So they brought down the mushrooms, were ready to eat.
At that time, the little rabbit suddenly jumped out from bushes, and cried, said; I know you want to I eat mushrooms, I know you want to eat my mushrooms..


rabbits five carrots
--- One day, a small rabbit to a grocery store, ask the boss: There are no carrots? when the rabbit went to the grocery store, ask the boss:
day, the rabbits and giraffes in the forest to chat.. giraffe to show off his neck. said: grass aroma; to drink spring water when the neck through the spring, you can feel the springs of clear and cold. There is no 100 small bread ah? to go.
next day, rabbits bounce to the bakery, Sorry,journal, still no ah bakery,
rabbits out of money: go fishing, the first day empty-handed, the next day nothing, seeing the third day will last, did not catch a fish or rabbit. Then suddenly a fish out of water directed at the White Rabbit cried out: his mother silly B, let's use carrots as bait, I die you fans! br> One day, the rabbits happy running in the forest inside, Paozhaopaozhe suddenly saw a strange animal, it is long with long legs, long neck, and had had spots, and asked the rabbit it: What is your animal ah? how I have never seen you?
animals that answer: I tell you can, but you have to let me kiss you about!
the little white rabbit on the agreed
After a while, saw the rabbit run happy side side, said: Oh ~ ~ I know, originally it was a giraffe ah ~


Paozhaopaozhe, saw a only a very strange animal, it is long with thick legs, thick body, and a long nose, the rabbit is very strange: what is your animal ah? how I have not seen you ah?
that animal said: Shall I tell you can, but you have to let me kiss you about!
rabbits thought they agreed
after a while, you see the little rabbit while running side happy said: Oh ~ ~ I know the original it is ah ~

Paozhaopaozhe elephant, saw a strange animal, it is long with six legs, three eyes, two wings. Little Rabbit is very strange: What is your animal ah? how I've never seen you.
that animal, said: Shall I tell you can, but you have to let me kiss you about!
rabbits also agreed
after a while, saw the rabbit run while happy side, said: Oh ~ ~ I know the original it is BIBO (sound ran ......


story heard here, listening to stories of girls must be very curious to see you ask: What is BIBO ah?
At this time, you only need to Answer: To tell you I can, but you have to let me kiss you about ... ...