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Well, I admit, I am a soldier.

I currently Lujun Hai

​​clan stone Battalion.

you may wonder, why is not the Marine Corps, because it is the Americans, we are Chinese, called Lu Junhai team.

We Lujun Hai team in response to global warming climate conference in Copenhagen's green carbon call and set up a

new high-tech strategic electronic warfare forces, today, July 6, I carried my parents, came to Lu Junhai team headquarters reported that become a recruit.

you might be wondering why I report, it becomes a battalion commander. Here I will explain slowly.

First, I know you wonder what is the biggest, how can the sea clan Army, the Army is how to play Battle of it.

answer this question, we need to return to our original intention to establish, yes, to protect the environment. Therefore, we do not have gunpowder, only stones.

our training hard every day, the main training mission, is to use stone's throw away as much as possible the quasi-throwing. According to arms experts predict that 2010 will be a stone or even the next 100 years, the most lethal weapons, it easy to carry, easy to hide,

hidden high (just thrown on the ground, no one will pay attention to), any one of today's missiles, you can use the advanced missile interception system to intercept, but the face of the stone, these e-waste only in a daze, even Radar can not be detected, kills. Especially the attack aircraft carrier, you can fish them more about it, because it is the open air. The soldiers can only hide your head, do not even have the opportunity to fight back.

Since our main weapon is the stone, the main task is to throw stones, so the funding for our troops to run low, the Central Command, the funding for our troops is very low, the soldiers are much lower than the national per capita income, minimum income standard 700 yuan / month, every soldier is eligible to receive benefits.

battlefield is cruel, but under the more brutal battle, the soldiers slept less than a day before the United States no more than enough to eat now, especially the hungry, the company To select the best company, asked the soldiers each meal time is 1 minute, so the soldiers just listening to the inspiring commander, the time has passed. Later development, the soldiers often lurking in the Chuishiban eat something, often when the meal is only bones and soup openings slag, slag soup sometimes not, and only one grazed the tissue.

then later developed that farms in the company kitchen, unloading the car when, in addition to raw meat, other vegetables and fruits have all been eating the. This state lasted for a long time, and finally one day, lurking in the parking lot next to the soldiers rushed to the farms of the car, we found that even the fruits are gone, only the soil. Originally, it was hidden to the forces of farmland in the fields eating the. The original is sent to see a company commander who steal farmland, which is a terrific job, only the commander of the relatives can do. And then developed later, eat faster than the speed of grown faster, so the soldiers guarding farmland began to dig the ground to eat the seeds, which of course is not a long way, so the development of the end, transported to the company, the cook pan,journal, on a plate, on the table, in addition to the soil is clay.

Then I appeared. This morning I bought a lot of bread as dry food, go to the company to report, until I reached the troops, three soldiers have been starved to death. I bought my bread are distributed to the soldiers, then, became a battalion commander on the vote was unanimous.

I actually was not a passing soldier, more than a passing team of Lu Junhai soldiers, because they clearly pointed out the directory of recruitment, the interview may not handsome, so as not to disrupt the morale of the troops, resulting in a panic. When I saw this article, I took out the mirror, looked a bit, should be no problem, then I chew some taken to the herbs, applied to the face, go in the interview. The interviewer is a beauty, sir indeed the Executive, she only saw me three seconds I called security to fork out,

I shouted:

interviewer:

I (shocked):

interviewer:

will not you apply to the use of Chinese herbal medicine on the cover of the surface. Dragged out!

me:

At this time, my backpack fell to the ground in the struggle, which fell out of bread. Moment, I saw the presence of each soldier are swallowed saliva, swallowed a couple of beautiful interviewer. (This is one of my little strength, and I can see very small movements. Casual action can be clearly seen). Then I was brought into the VIP room.

I know, bribery is necessary to enter the army, but because the rush to go out, did not bring much money, with only 20 in preparation for the interview if you did not go to Internet cafes to play pass machine. When I hesitated to put 20 out, the interviewer bright eyes, the eye becomes a dollar sign. I know, I succeeded.

course, finally, I also forget the bread to the interviewer, she distributed the bread soldiers.

So I joined the army story, it opened.

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